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A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).
Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.
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A game like tag.
The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"
4. Once smooted you are not out of the game
but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.
Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!
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v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.
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One who smoots. And smoots hard. Watch out, motherfuckers. School bus.
Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
smoot: oh well, perhapse smoot should smoot himself to bed
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
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One who drinks too much, and works in classless places, too lazy to make well of themselves, but just settles for what they think pays. Not faithfull, is paranoid about the many lies they tell, and is way too hot tempered. crappy relationship material.
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