SMOP

Small matter of programming or Simple matter of programming -- your problem is not solved by existing software, but you should be able to write software to solve the problem yourself.

Sometimes used humorously to describe a hard problem that the speaker pretends is easy.

Q: How do I get my computer to respond to speech commands?
A: Pull the sound off the sound card via /dev/audio and the rest is a SMOP. :-)

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SMOP

Sexy Make-Out Party

Hey boo, wanna smop by the second floor vending machine after indian club?

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smop

meaning sweet mother of pearl

ohh smop, do i have to do everything by myself?!

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smop

combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.

Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!

smop

verb, to suck one's one phallus

etymology: derived from the phrase "sucking my own penis," smopping describes the act of self-fellatio in males

person 1: What are you doing in there? Are you masturbating?
person 2: No, I'm smopping! Sucking my own penis.

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Smop

A new software development service that allows companies to post development tasks that they would like to get done to a network of coders. One of the newer players in the gig economy market. Found at the website: smop.io.

Alex: I have been working on coding this thing for hours and I haven't made any progress...
Parth: What're you stupid? Why don't you Smop it?

Smop

Issa dickride. Hop off thy dick

Smop off me Austin you're ugly as shit.