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The color of Jared Leto's hair.
It's not blue, its Smurf Berry.
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Generic for hydrocodone. 10mg Hydrocodone and 500mg of Acetaminophen (Tylenol). Blue, Oblong, scored, marked Watson 940. Fairly strong for the opiate naive, but mild for the opiate experienced.
He didn't have any Oxys to bang so he snorted a smurf berry.
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see Blue balls; refers to The smurfs cartoon, in which, a village is populated entirely by male mythical blue creatures,with the exception of one female.
As soon as my sister realized it was me, she pushed me offf her. Now i have smurf berries.
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So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
I gave your mum a smurf berry smash last night