1- Blue balls
2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
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When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue
Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts
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A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person
Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant
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