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Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.
Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.
Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.
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A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
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A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
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Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face
i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
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People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"
"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
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A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !
After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.
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