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To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
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To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
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Someone who has edited or dyed blue hair. Also the act of slowly turning the world into a collection of smurfins. Loosely related to the smurfs franchise.
*ugly or uncomfortable picture with edited blue hair*
caption: #smurfin
dude i was with my girl last night. nothing happened so i was "Smurfin" as a mofo.
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whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!
Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?
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while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking
i smurfed that bitch in a fashion
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of or relating to smurf-like characteristics or features, especially in terms of physical appearance. In particular shortness of stature or bluish skin hue.
1.)She was a bit smurfine for my liking: not tall enough and displaying the pallor of an asphyxiated albino.
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