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trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
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making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1
girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet
girl 2 runs off crying
scenario 2
guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it
guy 1 and guy 2 high five
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verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
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The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
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Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night
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Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.
Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.
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