Snackbar

A derogatory nickname for Islamic Extremists & ISIL members, originating from the term "Allahu Ackbar," which was then bastardized into "Aloha Snackbar."

Can be used in reference to piss-poor rifle marksmanship/form, incorrect handling of explosive ordinance, and most other amateurish pseudo-military activities.

Ahmed got on to Amazon and bought bomb components and a D.I.Y. AK-47 kit. I think he wants to be a snackbar.

Sam, what the fuck are you doing shooting your rifle from the hip like that? I didn't know you were a snackbar.

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Snackbaring

A shout of celebration after having killed or shot down a war enemy in combat. In almost every case, it refers to when someone shouts, "allahu akbar!"

Orgin: Liveleak

"Warning: This video contains snackbaring!"

"Rebels Hit Syrian Helicopter and Have a Snackbar Orgasm"

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aloha snackbar

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.

Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)

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Alan's Snackbar

Used as a coverup for someone shouting allahu akbar .

POLICE: What did you just say?
Radical: Oh, nothing, I was just talking about the new restaurant in town... It's called Alan's Snackbar!

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Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

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Ali's Snackbar

A snackbar people enjoy raving and praising over before blowing themselves up or kamikazing themselves into the side of a building. It must be really good.

*Explosion*

Jafar: "ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAR!!! ALLAHU ACKBAR!! ALLAHU ACKBAR..."

Remember, folks! Ali's Snackbar is the best!

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aloha snackbar

words that should never be said on a plane if you happen to be arab even if you are from Hawaii

"bruh my cousin was arrested on his way to Hawaii"
"what did he say"
"aloha snackbar"

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