having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
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having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
8👍 10👎
Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
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When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch