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When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.
Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.
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Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.
UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
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A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!
Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
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This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.
Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.
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Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.
I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.
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a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
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an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.
1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.
Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!
or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.
Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)
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