snap a fish

Pinch a loaf; drop a stool; take a dump.

Damn. My guts are about to burst. I gotta snap a fish!

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Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.