snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

2👍 1👎

Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.

EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."

Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

6👍 3👎