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snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour November 30, 2007

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Snapple Cap

Another word for facts. Used to agree with oneโ€™s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact

Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. Iโ€™m going to Mac on

by Mr7evem January 23, 2022


Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009