Snatch and Grab

When a woman traps a man in a relationship by getting pregnant on purpose.

“Yo man, my girl is pregnant, but she said she’s on the pill, I think she did it on purpose.”
“Damn bro, sounds like a snatch and grab.”

Snatch Grab

Performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.

The extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the "clitoris".

This process can be confused with "two in the pink,1 in the stink", however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.

Note: Can be performed whilst sprinting past the snatch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner snatch grabbers.

ay up, I just saw an unsuspecting snatch that I will most likely dominate with a snatch grab

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snatch grab

that is when a woman gets so excited during oral sex she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.

Since charlene pulled a snatch grab on me last night,I

can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.

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