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Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction
She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
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