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the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face
I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.
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When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"
" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."