The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.
"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"
a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again