snow manther

A manther, thus being a male version of a cougar, that has aged to the point of obtaining a snowy white coat. This covering allows the snow manther to disguise easily when in search of much, much younger prey. The snow manther has an evolutionary advantage when stalking prey in winter.

That Bob Barker is such a snow manther!

I was kind of turned on by that snow manther until he shit himself and his dentures fell out.

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