Snow Panties

An addition to winter gear for women which assures the vagina does not freeze in inclement weather. The female equivalent to the male's "long johns."

Dude! I totally saw that babe rockin' some snow panties! I bet she's got a warm vagina! Awesome!

I bought a pair of snow panties so my crotch doesn't ... clam up... when it gets so cold out.

Thank god I remembered my snow panties! If I had to wear his stanky stank long johns with the front penis fly I'd never sleep in this blizzard!

(as a pun)
Dude, I heard that chic is so frigid she's got the snow panties on in the summer brah. Stray away!

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