Snow Party

A specific type of suxy party where hipsters fail to realize they're cracking no-joke jokes and performing "dance moves" slightly more complex than the the monkey shuffle. There are, more often than not, less than 2 heterosexual and interesting females in attendance.

Can take place at a bar, but occurs most often at a place of residence.

Mike: Are you coming over to Ted's after we close the bagel store?

Amy: Yeah, and be the only chick there? No thanks, enjoy your snow party. Tell Ted that I said hi, and that pop culture references are not jokes.

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Colorado Snow Party

Any combination of cannabis and cocaine. (In large quantities optional)

Hey do you wanna have a Colorado Snow Party?
Yeah man, I'll bring the coke, you get the dope!