Snowmakers

People who make snow on ski trails. Defender of Mother Nature. Until she gets in there way. Able to control an entire mountain. Most believe in Fletchanism. They are Also known as Snow gods. For they themseleves play god to those who worship them!

THere would be no skiing if not for Snowmakers

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snowmaking

When a skier or snowboarder passes gas when going fast down the mountain in order to hide the fart. Analogous to crop dusting.

On the chairlift:

A: *sniff* *sniff* What's that smell?

B: God damn, who's snowmaking down there?

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Snowmaker

Slang; A derogatory word for the male genital area.

Chris was kicked in the snowmaker for cheating on his girlfriend.

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Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load