snowtocol

snow + protocol = snowtocol

the formal assessment of embarassment/obligation at seeing your neighbor shoveling his driveway which inspires/guilts you into getting off your ass to shovel your own.

wife: "honey, the thompsons have been slaving out in the cold for an hour now....don't you think...."

husband: "what's the snowtocol on this one??? 'cause i'd rather just finish my hot pocket and this episode of 'weeds.'"

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Snowtocol

(n.): Officially posted warnings to not be an ass during winter weather.

Jimmytwoshits did not follow snowtocol, and now his car is stuck on the highway.