snozberries

In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willie Wonka mentions licking snozberries. What most people don't know is that in one of Dahl's adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for penis. He was slipping dirty humor into a kid's book for his private amusement.

"...The snozberries taste like snozberries..." "What's a snozberry?" "I'm a trifle deaf in my left ear, next time speak up!"

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snozberries

in fact comes from an obscure literary reference from the time period, referring to testicles

"sozberries taste like snozberries", how else could he assure there is such a thing

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snozberries

berries that come from your snoz

Guy 1 "Where'd those berries come from?"
Guy2 "MY SNOZ"

SNOZBERRIES

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snozberries

Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a snozberry (schnozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.

Check out the size of that guy's nose, he must have bowling ball's for snozberries!

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snozberries

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Who on Earth ever heard of a snozberry?
i did! so shuttup. now suck my snozberries

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snozberries

Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.

MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.

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snozberries

grapes that are made entirely out of bogies...

the snozberries taste like snozberries...

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