snozzlefonk

Any unidentifiable stain or mark anywhere. The UFO of stains and marks.

"What's that stuff jamming up the coffee machine?" "oh just a bit of snozzlefonk"

"I thought it was fluff on my undies, but then I realized it was some snozzlefonk"

"Man did you see the night sky, weird looking, a smudge of snozzlefonk I'm thinking"