so tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache
(Tell me WhyYy)
Ain't nothin' but a mistakeEe
(TELL ME WHY) I never wanna hear you sayy (WOOOHHOOOO)
I, wAnT iT tHaT wAyYyYyYyYy

So tell me why ~skit~
Dood- So, do you recognise any of these men?
Gurl- I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face
Gurl- But, I heard him, he was singing along to the music at the bar
Dood- Do you remember what he was singing?
Gurl- I think it was that song, I want it that way?
Dood- Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Okay.
Dood- Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
NO1- Really? Ok-. You are, my fire
Dood- Number two, keep it going
NO2- The one, de-sire?
NO3- Be-lieve, when I sayyy
Dood- Number four!
NO4- I, want it that wayy
Dood- TELL ME WHYY
Dem all- Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Dood- TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
Dem all- Ain't nothin' but a mistakeee
Dood- Now number five--> NO5- I, never wanna hear you sayyy
Dood- WOOOHHOOOOO
Dem all- I, want it that wayyy
Dood- Ah, chills, literal chills
Gurl- it was number five, number five killed my brother
Dood- oh my god, I forgot about that part..