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the "clinger" in the beginning of a story that a person is about to tell you in which it informs the audience you know it is going to be a great one.
Person one: "So this bitch...."
Person two: (oh god it's going to be good)
Person one:"...decided she was going to attack me from behind and come at me with a 2 by 4. So I flipped her over onto the ground and showed her what I'm made of."
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Must be stated in a "my new haircut" voice:
1) When a group of males do something and do not want to disclose the fact that there will only be males there to make females wonder
2a) When you are at a party with snobby ho-faced females who think they are the shit
or
2b) When you party with a large number of attractive females
1)
Guy (to his guy friends): Hey you guys want to go watch the game at the bar?
Girl: Wait who are you going with?
Guy: Brad, Nick, Joey, Chris and so many bitches...
2a)
Guy: Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: What you think you can just buy me a drink and sleep with me? (walks away)
Guy to his friends: Man, there are so many bitches here, f-this place.
2b)
When you party at the playboy mansion.
Guy1: How was last night?
Guy2: Holy Shit! There were soooo many bitches!!!!!
Guy1: Did you hook up with any?
Guy2: Of course I did you dumb shit.
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Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe