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The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.
I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower
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A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.
With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.
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The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
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To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
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lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
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in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
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To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank
Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.
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