Sober Cat

One who remains sober by refraining from alcohol, drugs, hallucinogens, or other intoxicants.

Hey Brooke, are you getting drunk tomorrow because it's your birthday?
No, I'm gonna be a sober cat all day, but I'm getting crunk later!

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Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett