Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

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Stoned Sober

When you over smoke to the point of no longer feeling high.

"I've been smoking all day, I feel like I smoked my self sober. I must be Stoned Sober."

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sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!