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Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.
Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.
What's your social status?
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a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people
"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"
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Being really sus or dogging the boys
Person 1: You hear about that Nibba Kevin with the Centrelink Sausages
Person 2: Ayo yeah g he's a bit of a sus yubba eh got that Wone Social Status
Person 1: Ahh true god G
When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.
Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.
The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).
SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.
Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.
Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!
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