Socially Agile

A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.

Girl: So you're single?

Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.

Girl: Haha. What does that mean?

Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"

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