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to like you own status/comment/photo on facebook
ya, i noticed bennett socially masturbate last night to make his argument better
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The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.
"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
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when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.
Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night
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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter
"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.
Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.