Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)

Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!

The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy