Soda American

A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.

“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”