Random
Source Code
Random
When someone posts lies on your Facebook page to try to make you look bad.
Dude, that douchebag just soda popped you.
1👍 5👎
Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.
I don't recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.
What your friends from the North and South finally agree to call a soft drink after fighting pathetically over it's proper name.
Northern friend: It's pop!
Southern friend: It's soda!
N friend: pop!
S friend: soda!
Friend #3: HOW ABOUT WE JUST CALL IT FUCKING SODA POP!
N & South friend: :D
~Thus world peace is achieved~
123👍 42👎
the devils juice the drink of satan
i drank soda pop and have been in rehab for the last 6 years
26👍 62👎
A guy who girls use for cocaine. The cocaine equivalent of a 'sugar daddy'.
She's comming down so she's going to call her soda pop.
16👍 37👎
A song by Craig David(bo).
soda pop! come on lets get busy!
soooda pop! drink some of my fizzy!
14👍 41👎
Wow, I can't believe you talked to the QB of the team. He is SoDA Pops.
5👍 12👎