Pepperoni Stick. A Pepperoni stick contains over 40% of the USDA recommended daily allowance of sodium. Sodium is a leading contributor to high blood pressure and heart disease.
Guy: Give me a pack of cigarettes and this pepperoni stick.
Clerk: ok. a pack of cancer sticks and some sodium dynamite.
Guy: Yeah, man you know cigarettes cause cancer and the pepperoni is loaded with salt. Too many of the sodium dynamite sticks, and you will blow up your heart. That will be $9 please.