soft boiled

someone who prefers fore play, over real sex.

A softboiled person is somone who will trun you on, but won't finish the job, leaving you with blue balls

Sam would never sleep with a girl, the furthes he'd go is spanking a bitch, it's just the soft boiled kind of guy he is.

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soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

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soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.

Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant

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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"