a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
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