soft toy

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

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