Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

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Soldering Iron

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken

Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

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Solder Iron

1. Used to melt solder in an electrical circuit or board to create a secure but conductive joint
2. Used to torture or inflict pain on another.

1. I melted the solder onto the wire with my handy solder iron.
2. If you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL SOLDER IRON YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS!
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I soldered his skull to his kneecaps

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