Solid Gold Dancers

a group of women, aged typically over 30 but under 50, that still attends the club frequently. They tell everyone they love to dance; it's really in hopes that some mid 20's guy will hit on them or take them home; making them feel good about thier pothetic lives.

Guy#1 - "did you see grandma's skirt? she needs to be home making a pot roast or something not up in the club."

Guy#2 - "Must be the solid gold dancers and making a come back!"

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solid gold dancer

A person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. Solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. They can also be described as embarrassments, psycho, and crazy. They are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.

girl 1: "Carly you're the best solid gold dancer ever!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"

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