Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.

judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours

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