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A somersault is an acrobatic exercise in which a person's body revolves 360° with feet passing over the head. A somersault can be performed either forwards, backwards, or sideways and can be executed in the air or on the ground. When performed on the ground it is normally called a roll.
Jane would often somersault around the garden with her friends all afternoon, during the summer, pausing only for the occasional orange juice or a cucumber sandwich
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when you are fucking someone up the ass and you shoot a/their dog.
"I did a canadian somersault at the dog kenel, and now im being sued by the owners.
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When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.
“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”
“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”
A sexual maneuver by which a man somersaults naked with an erection forward and into a naked women resulting in seamless penetration.
So we wanted to try something new to spice things up, so he got all naked and kinda rolled into me
Ahh, so he was trying the ol Hungarian Somersault.
First you invite your friend over to video tape a night of anal sex with a girl, no, a FINE girl, and have him wait in the closet. Then, once the act is commenced, right before you cum, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her ass.
guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have sex with your lame ass girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that's the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!
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Someone who's just a little on the schizo side of life
Devlin at work's a proper nut case, he belongs in a somersault factory
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A sex act in which a male and female engage in anal intercourse, during which the male shoots the dog of the female. Literally.
Yo, man, I gave this chick a Canadian Somersault the other day! I blew her dog's brains out!
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