pronounced as "S-O-M-N." An acronym for the phrase "Suck on my nuts"
That guy that just cut me off can SOMN
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One who masturbates while sleeping.
Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: NO WAY
Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover