Son of Torgo

Mythical son of legendary villain Torgo. Following Torgo's release from the Master's employ, he set out to find true love by innocuously and randomly touching and air-groping women across the United States. After finally finding love from an unknown woman; Son of Torgo was born thus deciding the world's fate. If you hear an eerie musical theme shortly followed by a furry man with unusually large thighs please stay calm, the Son of Torgo responds primarily to motion.

"Hey check out that walk, now that guy is a real son of Torgo."
"Hey don't be a son of Torgo dude..."
"That's no moon, it's a son of Torgo."

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