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son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

by Storm Crow June 3, 2005

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Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.

"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"

by m3kat December 5, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Son Of A Monkey Fuck

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a ยฃ20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

by Sophii October 4, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

by Elliott.D July 6, 2009

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Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort

John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .

by MorsMortis March 8, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

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