sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"