soup can

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

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soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

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soup can

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.

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Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

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soup cans

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!

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Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

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Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

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