soup stain vest

A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.

Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.

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