sour cream citizen

A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.

They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.

I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.